It’s dusk. not dark yet, early evening around five, six and it is
threatening rain. We are seated third floor on the veranda of the ugly hostel. The
roof which gleamed white
in a very far away past, housing generations upon generations of students now dirty brown with rust and thick layers of dust with mismatched paint on the walls. pealed white paint over lapping yellow blue pink green coatings which students have repainted over the years, given it the look of a kindergartens color book. The hostel gate doesn’t even have a signpost probably kicked away years ago and the only significant land mark were the clothes strewn everywhere; in the grass, clothe line, corridors, door way, windows. If you take a stroll down that road you won’t miss it. Standing a little off, a massive building decorated with clothing. I call it the artist joke, or an inside out rainbow.
in a very far away past, housing generations upon generations of students now dirty brown with rust and thick layers of dust with mismatched paint on the walls. pealed white paint over lapping yellow blue pink green coatings which students have repainted over the years, given it the look of a kindergartens color book. The hostel gate doesn’t even have a signpost probably kicked away years ago and the only significant land mark were the clothes strewn everywhere; in the grass, clothe line, corridors, door way, windows. If you take a stroll down that road you won’t miss it. Standing a little off, a massive building decorated with clothing. I call it the artist joke, or an inside out rainbow.
Three of us on short plastic
stools we liked to call our joko a poor imitation of the Yoruba traditional
kitchen stool, except Blessing who spread her legs on a mat, wrapper
tucked in between her thighs are stooping sorting the beans we intended to boil
overnight and finish the next morning. Class ended an hour ago and the heat
drove us out of our rooms so we converged in front of my dormot catching what
little breeze there was and supplementing it by fanning ourselves with the edge
of our wrapper, careful not to show too much skin. It neared the time when the
boys came in and we had to guard our bride price jealously. We picked at the
beans in silence praying for the rain to really fall with wind and not just
tease us with a few drops…Benin weather is pure winchy…this minute you are very
sure that you would collapse from the heat wave when it begins to pour so
sudden and so heavy and the clothes on the line get soaked even before we climb
down our story building to rescue em.…
Blessing cursed as she swatted at the flies
and continued ad-libing to solid star and tiwa savage’s baby jollof,
Occasionally swaying her body in rhythm..
I found it amusing that she never knew the complete weddings of any song
her favorites including. Blessings style was she loved them she played them and
she chewed her mouth along with the artist and felt on top of the world not one
song she could really sing even if she played it a thousand and plus one time
and she didn’t care that we made fun of
her. like now.
Adam is in the hostel oooo,
A stocky girl with deep voice sounded
the alarm.
Man they hostel make una carry una
big bombom enter room, and your flat chest hide am…or your husband no go pay
bride price.
I adjusted my wrapper firmly against
my chest to ensure it doesn’t slip and other girls did same those, who were
easing themselves hurriedly finished cleaned up and walked away but one
particular girl wasn’t fast enough. Before she had time to tuck her butt back
into her clothing a boy had turned the corner and spotted her. We howled in
delight Anita clapping her hands excitedly ‘her bride price have reduce.’ A few girls ran to the edge of the verandah
to watch but the boy stopped at the end of the curve undecided if he should go
back for a little while or just continue. He turned back to allow the girl run
for cover where her roommates waited at the door to shelter her.
She would be so embarrassed
blessing concluded as she dropped clean beans
into the designated bowl and dipped her hands for more… this is beans dirty
sha.. that woman nor try she sell three cups of dirty and two cups of beans
make persin chop..
anita interrupted her,
she wont be embarrassed at least it’s not a
boy she knows and he didn’t even see her face…
who told you that one? he saw her jare blessing argued.
Ehn but it really isn’t that
embarrassing compared to….Who remembers the day the v.c walked in on a naked
girl bathing outside? Blessing asked.
I laughed I remembered that one blessing did
and there was no argument that it was
super embarrassing for the girl.
Did you see her face? I asked
Anita the dramatist gave us a vivid display of
the shock on the girls face when she noticed the man had brought out his phone
to take a picture.
“ she was like whadda….? She won’t forget that day in her life. Am not
sure I will know the girl again if I see her sha… this school ehn all manner of
nonsence is gotten away with… how can a grandfather do such a thing??’
I smiled as I recalled that day in my mind’s
eye… it was very funny. It was the usual morning. Girls bathing outside early,
before the porters would make their usual rounds. The punishment was strict for
those caught not using the bathroom.. yet we always chose to risk it. Bathing
outside was better than sharing a very very dirty small enclosure{ no matter
how the cleaners washed it still never came out neat} with centipedes and other
slinking stuff.. People bathed and ran back in this girl was bathing by the tap
obviously enjoying the water because she kept sponging over again and she had
her eyes closed humming when all of sudden and without warning the V.C and his
entourage walked in in self proclaimed inspection of the girls hostel.. nobody
could save the girl those of us outside stood there transfixed we could not
even shout. The usual bell announcing mens entrance at an usual time was not
even rung by the porters.
And the V.C obviously overjoyed at
the free gift of nature brought out his phone to take shots.
What is your most embarrassing moment
Ebose? Anita turned to me
I smiled “ I won’t tell you. Not even for a
million abeg… you people won’t let me here the end of the matter”
they both looked at me with hungry eyes while I chewed my little finger and the rain came down in pellets.
they both looked at me with hungry eyes while I chewed my little finger and the rain came down in pellets.
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