When it didn't come, I had to ask,
I found it hard to believe. With all the stories I had heard, I concluded there was no difference between camp and corpers lodge.
'Corpers' lodge is just as awful' I argued. She waived me off and continued her narration despite my incessant interjections.
She laughed.
'Oshey, presidents daughter. Don't worry you will be given preferential treatment. And yes there would be enough food to appease the G.pee tank in your tummy.' She assured me.
If swearing in could be like this, I wasn't thrilled about the remaining days.
I squeezed the water out of my hair, resigned and muttering, three more weeks and a few days to go.
I dodged morning parade as often as I possibly could. I was a perpetual visitor to the camp clinic nothing ailed me. However I feigned ill health just to get an exemption slip excusing me from participation in extraneous activities.
Third week of camp I contracted severe catarrh. My nostrils blocked. I had to breathe with my mouth.
' ..so how was it..?'
And dear me, did I rant.
I had no time for that. My platoon came last anyway so it was as well I didn't bother my pretty head.
No way. What could I possibly learn about any trade in just a few days.
Very simple. I joined the cheering squad.
I was too sick to enjoy it.
I threw back my head and laughed without mirth.
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